Just FYI, I flagged your comment. Not because I was particularly offended, but because you're a Madonna apologist and therefore must be destroyed.

Madonna fans can't deal with constructive criticism of their goddess. She can do no wrong. Sad, really...

My favorite kind of missed connections are when I run into guys that were homophobic to me and I see them at the gay club.

Counter was, admittedly, freaked out by the fact that she was now one of the objects of affection for the sad posters she routinely mocked with friends on her Saturday nights. But what the hell, she thought?

"I chose you," he said, explaining to her that he had a thing for redheads (Oh good, never mind then about being a cheating asshole). "You were special." Everyone, please grab your eyeballs before they roll into the back of your head. (Coincidentally his infatuation and interest with her disappeared as soon as his…

They're only marginally more acceptable than the dude who got claimed his kid had floated away in the balloon. And I say that only in the sense that they seem slightly less into exploiting their kids.

You know what? I can so relate to the "I'm going to pee myself" during cross fit. Then, it was terrifying because I was relating to them!

My god. I think I like the 2014 video. It's the End of the Year and We Love It to REM's End of the World.

They also released a back-to-school rap video, which I can't even begin to describe.

Possibly. I don't remember what is was now and it's killing me. That sounds right lol. All I remember is I made the bad decision to watch it, and then the even worse decision to look at the comments. And the top comment at the time happened to be someone asking him about the twisted sister music video. And he…

Mr. and Mrs. are both former TV news anchors/reporters who quit their jobs to run their own video production company. Last Christmas (or maybe the Christmas before?), they made a video holiday newsletter about their family that went viral. It was super cutesy and obnoxious - all the humblebrag bullshit you hate…

If we don't hear from you soon, we will send a search party!

I am about to set off down Holderness road. I may not thank you later, so I'll thank you now!

My rage towards the Holderness family knows no bounds.

I got a dang from Madeleine. I have now officially hit my burn high point for the year. It's all downhill from here, folks.

Yeah, that was always the case! Seven years, yo.

Mark... are you just using this story as bait so you can get an even grosser story from the commentariat?? You are aren't you?! -_-

No Mark, the worst story I ever read was that horrible movie you tricked your poor partner into going to with you. Your lucky he doesn't smother you in your sleep. It must be love.

I swear Mark, you'll be the death of me...