Here's our Miss Brown, with roughly the same reaction to her Christmas sweater:

GOOD THING NOBKDY HERE LIKED YOU AND THEREFORE NONE OF US HAVE TO HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS. ESPECIALLY ME. I HAVE THE LEAST FEELINGS ABOUT THIS.

Thanks! I want to sell the originals and make some prints...I just have to figure out how to do that second thing ;)

Thank you. That is so sweet. I try to be an upbeat person, but it's really hard sometimes. I'm sure I've already said some nasty things to him in my sense of betrayal and upset.

I spent the first Christmas of my life without my family this year and it...was wonderful. This has been such a difficult year and I couldn't make it to Vegas, I was stuck in Memphis. I spent Christmas Eve at a friends house and the next day there as well and we drank spiked coffee and cooked TONS of food and just…

I'm British! Of course I like Gin!

Goddamn, that video is so... beige.

tinted lip balms! or I have one of the classic lip balms with a purple lid, it does wonders for my lips.

UPDATE: I PEED

Mark! Christmas is basically over in my time zone, so I thought I'd drop in to see how the Jezzies were doing. Selena Gomez is bad for you, have some vintage Limahl.

SHE called in sick. Too funny.

Ah yes, the kids. They give a whole new meaning to everyhting, thank heavens kids exist. I was a heathen who couldn't give two shits about Christmas (being an atheist and all) but after mine came along I got a tree, we all decorate it and wait for Santa. Their hope and joy kind of help you heal, it's the strangest…

*pours one out for my dead parents* Cheers, 'yall!

Oh god, losing a sister... I can't even begin to fathom what that must be like. Stay strong and keep on keeping on. Christmas will be over soon enough.

Oh man, fellow member of the Dead Dad's Club. This is our first Christmas at home since my Dad passed two years ago. I am crying as I type this and will cry buckets tomorrow. I hold you in my heart. Solidarity.

I got to have what will most likely be the last Christmas I will ever have with my amazing grandma. I got to tell her for the millionth time how much I love her, she told me for the millionth time that she loves me. She's in hospice, we brought Christmas dinner to her and got to have it there, around her bed. She…

That toddler is speaking my language.

Sitting here with Mr. Pie and a glass of wine, presents are all wrapped and under the tree, and watching Love Actually (SHUT UP LINDY ITS A GODDAMN TRADITION!!)