There will be TWO!

open thread for us solo on Christmas please?

I would be more likely to try and swaddle my cats in them if they were way too big for it lol

My cats run in, look at me, and head straight to their food dish. Still blinking from their seven hour naps, the bastards.

My mom was a QVC junkie for a few years. It's embarrassing to type that.

I love my in laws, but I have gotten these twice now. From the MIL and one of her sisters. *sigh* I love them, but I'd rather have a pretty card than another one of those things that I soak through in ten minutes even after squeezing my hair out with a real towel.

Fantastic range of color choices: white, pink, purple or purple

Dad, is that you? No, wait, I don't have a sister, but my grandmother totally did that.

Worst gift: My mom's best friend/my sister's godmother is notorious in our family for giving shit gifts. She asks every year what my parents and siblings want we tell them, and she promptly ignores us and gives us crap. Some gifts have included:

I had an ex-boyfriend who, among other crimes, insisted that I read The Secret. Repeatedly. And then gave me a copy. I read about 1/4 of it to get him to shut up and I had to fight the urge to set it on fire. But he had rich parents and I'm pretty sure wishing is about all he ever did to be "successful," so I guess he…

Brb, gonna go die of failed dreams.

BETWEEN HER AND TAYLOR I AM JUST GOING TO RETIRE TO A CAVE LIKE THE FAILURE I AM

THAT WAS THE BEST LINE these caps were accidental, but i stand by them.

In addition to her being a genius, her hair and makeup are ALWAYS 10/10. I want.

The Diff'rent Strokes joke at the end made me cackle. I'm glad I have an office with a door.

Don't worry! Where karma failed, the lottery curse will surely succeed.