"here lets go to Mr. Imperial Kludd via Skype but we have to be quiet when we are talking to him because he is in his parents basement and his mom is sleeping .. Mr. Kludd .. can I call you Mr. Kludd? Thanks for Skypin' in!"

it's nice to see a guy leave the game gracefully with respect from his fans and peers. Too many guys overstay their years play the backup role and fall into oblivion. I know there are a few teams that would give him playing time reps and I'm sure he had offers. But before his body totally failed him he realized there…

Funny that is what i call my ex-wife .. the C-Train .. lol. Bazinga!

MTA and LIRR .. crooks. Overpaid Crooks.

his boyfriend won't let him ......

There's no reason to hit women ... but .. women just gotta stop being so free with their hands.. not everyone is a gentleman. As seen here lol.

I will expand on somethings else someone mentioned in the below comments.

I stand when i wipe .. it's the only way it should be done.

They ever find that plane?

The reporters are trying to imply "hey he has poked 3 different guys in the eye before, is he doing it purposely?" with the stupid questions they are asking and they were stupid.

I just think of the Dave Chapelle sketch as Rick James where he goes "We should of never given you n*ggas money!" ... that is what Jay-Z was thinking of Kanye at that moment

nothing beats NYC MTA/LIRR in mishandling of funds and screwing people and customers. Makes this bullshit look like a cakewalk

I remember playing hallway hockey with these little sticks with my brothers .. shit would get out of hand almost a minute into the game. You weren't allowed to leave your knees and all checks were legal. Needless to say there were holes in the drywall, fingers dam near amputated, cuts galore and our parents…

lol ... if you got a "pipe" to go with the muscles you have .. then you could be in Playgirl I guess.

There is probably about 30 other comments saying the same thing but ... it looks exactly how all my Par 3's work out.. come up on the rough close to the hole enough for par .. and then BLAST a chip shot clear over the hole and 4 putt it in while cursing.

Thank you Kind sir! This is the first time I am hearing of this type of setup.

Might be a stupid question but 9-man football? I thought that was for only like flag-football.

I absolutely would, but as I said there are plenty of women who I have and would fuck who just aren't SI-worthy and that's fine. Not every person of every body type has to be represented everywhere. There's a definite "type" to models in the Swimsuit Edition. In my opinion she doesn't belong in Sports Illustrated and…

They finished while you were THINKING about commenting.

You wouldn't?