Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else. 

I was all ready to mock these shoes and then you had to throw in there how they are actually a big help to folks with physical limitations like the kid with cerebral palsy and now I feel bad and stupid and it’s all your fault Dan McQuade.

Dude, don’t both-sides this shit, that full court press after the rebound absolutely warranted that pick - if not out of spite, out of necessity. Trevor Lawrence was pulling some extreme hardo Rudy Ruettiger shit and then gets pissy when someone counters it? It wasn’t even a hard pick!

Only people who live in a household with an annual income over $250k have seen Happy Gilmore.

Big deal. There wasn’t even a wrecked Volkswagen in his way.

If you’re a pitcher, don’t worry about what the hitter is doing, get your mind back on track and unfuck yourself.

Had he pulled that shit in my day, the very next batter is getting drilled.

Kids nowadays, I think second base is posting a POV shot of you having anal sex to snapchat.

14 second mark. That’s why you didn’t make the football team Tanner!

I feel sorry for Dellavedova’s chairs, couch legs, and pillows if he’s unable to partially relieve built-up tension during NBA games.

Just because I like to reply to your posts, and I love to share this awesome email that just came to a few of us:

I think the offense is the cameltoe...

#1. Don’t get married.

You have to let yourself be sad, but also attend to the basic everyday shit in life. It’s amazing how much bothering to do normal things helps you just feel like yourself.

My Dad always told me that it’s cheaper to keep her

“Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”

Why is divorce so expensive?

By promoting this comment, I’m giving Poopnachos more views, thereby validating him in his own mind

Robin Lopez fighting mascots is the best thing in basketball