are one of those "oh she has sharp knees" types of guys? She is exceptionally good looking. Tell me if she got butt naked infront of you and said "take me" you wouldn't smash that to smithereens?

"human spuds Mckenzie" am I old for knowing exactly what your talking about? And think it's hilarious.

I'm on my iPad in the bathroom at work and fell for it ... Thought I was the only one who reads gawker on the shitter .... Anyone else ?

ain't that the truth. Dipshit trolls get blacked and commenters who actually contribute to discussion get overlooked. System is a little flawed. But for this statement I'll probably be on a forever grey list lol.

I told you I got GameCast!

PAU! Right in the kisser!

I for one am a big Jolie Kerr fan .... one reason why i stick around here and come back every day multiple times.

agreed. You make this someone's job to get right i garuntee less blown calls.

lol do you pay by the second?

Female BO way worse. Dunno why their BO always smells worse.. its a mystery.

I always thought you were one of the cooler guys around Deadspin .. now you have jumped up to awesome. NHL is really the only legit game worth playing on systems .. this coming from a guy who doesn't even enjoy really watching hockey either. NHL is the best period.

who has the messiest desk in the office? As well as who is the guy/girl (and girls do fart .. Check redtube) who sunk the most farts in their office chair?

Hehe .. You said handle massive load.

It will take someone dying on the Field for there to be major change, and it sucks because some poor soul will have to suffer in order for their to be change.

I agree with some.. but TMNT .. come on I believe it was a great setup movie for a Franchise.

Does anyone else think that this mugshot looks more like a selfie? minus the orange jumpsuit of course.

Reporting from Long Island ... bro is accurate.

As Charles Barkley said "people don't make a big deal if they agree with you about an issue, its when people disagree on a issue where it becomes a huge deal"

HACK THE PLANET! ..... Hey wait ... Is that Kobe and Rondo?

They are lubing up the floor with soap ... running really fast and playing slip and slide .. seen it a million times .. thats what takes forever