... correction : they have the expensive materials hand-glued to them by artisans.

The White Power Ranger wants his cellphone back.

Clever girl.

Yeah, Killjoys! I love that show. I just hope Hannah John-Kamen Hollywood carreer doesn’t get in the way of it. I mean, it’s amazing if she fan become a big-name action star, but Kilkjiys is a wonderful little show that deserves more than 3 seasons.

Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”

Finish the books. Seriously. Just finish the books.

Jeez that sounds like some sci-fi book storyline. Generations of people in a caravan working through a massive maze. Nobody still lives that saw the entrance, and nobody alive will come close to the exit.

I found this the perfect way to release the news of the second season, it fits with the knowing tenor of the show. I for one am quite happy its coming back all the same, the series was one of the biggest media surprises in recent memory for me. I went in not knowing what to expect and ended up binging the entire…

Yeah snowflake, you Trump voters are really known for your penchant for being quiet and restrained on the internet.

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…

#mandatory

I first read The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind in about 1991. Richard Linklater’s Slacker had just come out, and I read a magazine article interviewing some of the actors where they all gave a little blurb about themselves and said what their favorite book was. The actor who played the…

I feel like Gary Oldman could pitch-sell a bag of shit and I’d buy it solely on how well he sells.

I for one am disappointed every time my wife and I finish love-making and she doesn’t bite my head clean off my shoulders to nourish her body so that when she sires my offspring they can reciprocate by eating her alive.

Planet Earth 2: Nature Strikes Back. A new reality show on fox in which a team of bible-belters go against a team of urban liberals in a fight for survival in a state of nature.

This shit right here, baby. If this doesn’t make you get hype, and want to run to see this, either you are dead inside or aren’t a star wars fan...

So what does it take then? Only a sincere belief in one’s gender? Can I just not change anything about my body, not have any genetic reason for doing do, and not change anything about my look and just ‘be’ a woman because I say so?