I know this series isn't for everyone, and that's okay. But I'm glad at least 1 game franchise from my childhood has managed to stay true to its roots despite the pc-ifying of the gaming industry.

I don't know what to do, Nathan. I don't have 20 minutes and you assumed I did.

This all proves that this isn't a regular Kojima troll or a trolling trend at all:

~Konami's recent list of executive appointments starting April do not list Kojima as an executive.

Japan has no concept of April Fool's Day and April 1st is the beginning of the Japanese Fiscal Year.

Not necessarily realism, but for a game that aims for social satire (and usually fails, imo), I think the inclusion of profiling would be interesting.

What would be wrong if the GTA V cops were programmed to profile? Wouldn't it add a sense of realism?

This just go as the same argument

GTAV is only played by sleeping mass murderers

The whole point of this remake was to be dark, gritty, and realistic. If you want unrealistic fantasy pick a different game.

I think you hit on a great idea- You could start a service called "Ask a feminist: Are my fantasies ok?" For a small fee you can review the fantasies of your customers and tell them how they can be changed in order to be more of an ally. You are sitting on a pot of gold.

Patricia recently made a post talking about realistic dicks on sims mods. Patricia likes to think she pushes the boundaries.

Really? This is precisely the kind of thing I expect to see in a gaming blog as opposed to a more focused gaming journalism site. Kotaku is all about the editorials.

To be honest with you, I don't have a problem with this. While it isn't my kind of thing, a lot of research has shown that both men and women have these kind of 'rape fantasies', and this porn is obviously causing no one harm to produce.

Rule #34 at it's best, i guess.

Designers like writers mature with time. The first few MGSes were almost comical but always had a deeper theme, 2 was just crazy, 3 had a serious tone, 4 went for the serious tone too.. I think V having more mature themes is actually in line with the progression. In addition the people who are fans of MGS are mostly…

If you are emulating pulp SF covers, there are going to be buxom women.

Kinda, if you want to be "authentic" to the feel, these covers were made to allure and bait, it was common to the sex appeal of the heroines in them...

So one thing that Minecraft has over Lego is that it teaches kids digital logic and engineering in a way that Lego just can't do. Lego can teach a kid how to build a wall. Minecraft can teach a kid how to build a CPU. That's what the redstone book is about. It's almost tricking kids into learning math and engineering…

I'm sure we'd all be better off if our kids played GTA instead...

Look how happy she is that she can express her anger via temperature:

Nope. Unconditionally love the yellow bastard.