It's incredible how Gawker blogs can get away with any kinds of crappy posts other websites normally wouldn't.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Should this be really on the frontpage? And don't come to me with that Kotaku-Core bullshit!

It's not anti-Xbox, it's just good ol' sensationalism.

Until their user-base grows larger, they're gonna be called "next-gen".

You're better off emulating it.

You're a troll. Albeit not a fantastic one.

Death by Snu-Snu!

Indeed.

Sure, whatever you say.

You're really desperate to show off those consoles, right?

How is this virtual rape? Both players have their clothes on. It's just an animation that's no worse than tea-bagging (which even became official as the "victory dance")

And the award for most pathetic petition of the year goes to...

You guys are dicks.

The first Sims is 14 years old, if I wanted to play that, I would.

I don't play The Sims.

You could shorten any life stage you wanted through the options menu.

Though you could make your toddler learn to talk, potty train him and teach him how to walk.

Didn't know Underwood was such a fan of Duke Nukem.

Your chair must suck, then.