Six months to investigate this travesty? And they honestly wonder why regular, educated people hate the police? F*ck them, their unions and anyone who defends the human trash that would do this.

Suck it everyone everywhere.

Completely agree with number three. I went over to watch the US game with friends and acquaintances, and sure enough, there was that one guy, you know the one, that was giving people shit about not being "real" fans. You know the guy, he follows all the European leagues, wears a Real Madrid jersey to work on casual…

Fellow rider here and I have to say:

Your mom is doing online porn.

Haven't you heard? The CLS isn't a sedan, it's a "Coupe", fuckwad.

I've never seen anything like that. 99.9999978% of the time, a cat is only thinking of itself.

Take foot of throttle.

All hail.

We're working on a new Kinja feature where I come to people's houses, hold their hands, and explain the story to them very, very slowly.

Well, see... There you go making it all practical and shit. Reminds me of the C30. Loved the looks, but that hatch is just so weirdly shaped. How does the C30 ikea? Roof rack?

Best. Headline. Ever.

Oh wait, nevermind.

The Top Gear Supplemental Manual.

First off, Zenvo blames the clutch failure on "an hour of extreme drifting by Top Gear drivers." Second, Zenvo blames the fire on a faulty intercooler fan from one of their suppliers thanks to "more than one hour of intensive high speed testing and 50 liters of fuel consumed."

"Factory employees Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong roll a fatty blunt and test just how "high" this airplane can get."

Why? Do his previous political comments disqualify him from any job with Chrysler?