Dale Franks
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Jul 16
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Readers will notice no discernible difference in Mr. Martin’s productivity.

Jun 24 2016
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...the thing where old scared racist people in the UK want to keep brown people out of their country and think that ditching the shitshow that is the EU is going to help them with that. Read more

Jun 24 2016
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The Brits leaving the EU is really a strike against global harmony in favor of fear and nationalism. Read more

Jun 3 2016
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Polizei Bayern are still wearing green? I thought all the Laender had changed their police uniforms to blue.

May 4 2016
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These are pretty much all the same arguments I used to make about my Pontiac Aztek.

May 2 2016
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This is pretty much a dead ringer for the ‘73 Capri I owned when I lived in the Netherlands.

Apr 4 2016
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I had the VFR1200F with the DCT for a couple of years. Not only does it shift amazingly fast on demand when you flick the flappy paddles, being able to set it on automatic, and tool around the city traffic during my morning commute was a pleasure. Read more

Apr 1 2016
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It’s just one cylinder. But, I’ve got rough idle, low power, and a strong smell of gasoline from the exhaust. I’m hoping it’s just a $30 coil.

Apr 1 2016
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I dunno. I was just sitting at a light when it went. It didn’t, you know, throw a rod or anything. I hope it’s a simple fix.

Feb 4 2016
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Oh my God, they’re making Old Top Gear, aren’t they.