Even if I was a huge White Sox fan, there's no way in hell I'm letting anyone at US Cellular know that I have a diamond on my person.

where's the trasnporter in his flying audi? This list is wrong.

Sorry. Had to do it.

Ellen Degeneres is the comedy equivalent of elevator music. Was there ever a time she was funny?

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After all this, I am completely sure of two things.

Yeah, she's so much better and above it all that she couldn't confront him and had to post it on social media. She's a lion and he's a sheep yet she moved for him and he was the one getting side tail. He may be a cheater but she's an idiot.

I don't understand - This woman masterminds a pre-meditated cold blooded attackto destroy a guy on social media channels, and HER name and face are being protected? We all should know who she is so we can avoid her like the plague. He may be a bastard but she's pure evil.

I'm pretty sure this chart's methodology is flawed. Kentuckians were just describing the science behind childbirth.

The notion that she needs protected from statements saying she can't win is sexist. The notion that someone saying she can't win, and people assuming it's because she's a woman, is sexist. Petty is right, if he had said this about a male driver no one would care.

He said something I didn't like, let's label him!!!

You do realise that NOT criticizing someone that you otherwise would, because of their gender, IS actually sexist, right?

Would she be where she was if she was a guy?, the answer is no.

I was at the Tournament Player's Championship in 2003, I think it was. I had been over served and was sitting drunkenly on the grass hill overlooking the island green on #17. Tom Lehman's group came to the tee. I had alway had a strong anti-Lehman bias because of he was one of the pioneers of the PGA "God Squad." …

Shirley Muldowney...

Shirley Muldowney.

Shirley "Cha Cha" Muldowney. NHRA Top Fuel champion in 1977, 1978 and 1980. First person, man or woman, to win three titles. First women to be licensed for top fuel. 18 national event wins. From what I know, she never had to do a swimsuit shoot to prove her worth as a driver.

Shirley Muldowney - 21st of the top 25 drivers of all time. Not top 25 female drivers, top 25, period. Not bad, lady.

After suffering through another facepalm-worthy quote (this time from Richard Petty) about Danica Patrick only getting attention because she's a woman, it seemed like a good time to go over the most successful women drivers in auto racing history.

Wonders why the male seatmate resisted her advances...