Oh God, that's wonderful . :D

I wish I was Britney-fat.

You're not my supervisor!

Right? They're YOUR kids. The parents should learn how to catch better to help their little darlings out!

Yeah, I can honestly say I feel no love or guilt for anyone in this town.

This is the second story I've read about wet wipes clogging up sewers. Even though they say the wipes break down apparently they don't. I can't wait to get my $1.46 from the class action suit! Wooty woot!

PLEASE make me go for my gun!

I have to find a place to go rock hounding! You know...once the mud finds a friend.

Too bad her face could stop a clock.