Honestly, I think that in a way, Dead Rising and Left 4 Dead were kind of a good experience. Still, zombie-apocalypse and robot-apocalypse are a bit overplayed (that's not to say I don't love me some zombies, though).

I gotta say, this is looking more and more like a successful reboot.

Same :D

Hah, is that Maximum Carnage? As stupid as some of the enemies were, I actually still enjoyed it. The sequel, Separation Anxiety, was impossible for me to find, though :*(

Agreed. Honestly, I would make the same statement about Fable 3; great game, but the combat should've either been improved, or removed.

Is that legit, or photoshopped? I would totally buy that, despite trying to wait until a new model comes out :P

Funny, I thought it was a Yellow console? Maybe that's the cartridge itself I'm thinking of, though...

Ah, yes;

Oh man, who didn't love the "Atomic Purple", with its clear plastic?

Hey, Nintendo. Are you listening? I want a goddamn Orange 3DS, with a Samus-motiff!!! Alternatively, something Zelda-related would be awesome... but nothing gaudy, like it painting it gold again. I could see a Green-with-Gold-accents working beautifully, though.

Why must everything be POST-apocalyptic? Why can't we play *during* the apocalypse?

Honestly, I hated the Wiimote from the very first time I saw it. It slowly grew on me, but it always felt novel, at best. This controller, however, is something I've been praying for, ever since the Dreamcast and its VMU.

Wow, seriously? I'm gonna be honest, I would rather it play GameCube games than Wii games : /

There better be a Yoshi-themed camouflage, dammit!

Ya know, there's something just "nice" about this article. Warm and fuzzy, even.

I gotta say, even though I wasn't initially digging this game... it's slowly winning me over. The idea of a guy who is just truly angry — no rhyme or reason to his actions — it just really a compelling idea.

Nintendo, why must we continue this cruel charade, in which you wait until I've lost all faith in you before you show me the games I've been waiting for my whole life?

....Gabe?

So.... awesome....

God, I couldn't agree with you more — it was such a hidden gem!!! My only complaint was that it would've been nice to revisit the mansion after collecting the Million-coins-worth of gems and whatnot, to really get a chance to feel that sense of "Today, on another episode of Cribs...".