Some people are just made for it. I thoroughly enjoy tv analyst A-Rod.

Believe whatever makes you feel good. It’s what everyone else does.

I still can’t get how he’s made it this far while shooting like a five year old.

I wouldn’t bowl to these guys.

The shooting motion may be ugly, but at least he’s shooting from 5 feet behind the 3 point line.

The ‘Tics? Fuck you and your dog too

man, I hope this fight is half as intense as your beating of that straw man.

dude’s legs look two pissed off aliens that aren’t on speaking terms at the moment.

Exactly. I hate to name-drop, but [Ryan] Fitzpatrick is still playing!?

Russ deserves MVP just for wringing 10+ assists per game from that dogshit roster.

What kind of monster tells Dolan not to quit his day job?

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

Keeping it to themselves means keep that shit out of my government. If you want to cosplay as jesus, nail yourself to a cross, cover yourself head to toe in veils and terry cloth, I could give a shit. Get involved with your bible-thumpery in the political process? Fuck right off.

Putting shit into your ass should be called “Raspberry Beret” simply because of the lyric “She walked in through the out door.”

Read the article. She set up the enema so that the rubber bladder would be the head and the catheter would be, like, a stick figure body. She needed a dinner companion while she ate the poop. Seriously, this was like two paragraphs in. smdh

“man, if I had a chin for every tired excuse I hear I would have about the same amount of chins”

Don’t you say that about Andy Richter!

We’re gonna be here all week if we keep reporting every time Francesa becomes disoriented.

Is this also the place where we’ll be talking about the fact that shower sex/showering together is the fucking worst?

Thanks. Then I guess Gilbert should hire LeBron’s wife as a GM.