If they ever actually fought, I think Russ would literally dismember Durant.

Doesn’t he know that the rules changed a few years back? Catchers aren’t allowed to defend home like that anymore.

+ 9.8 m/s^2

That’s one body part that does not tell lies, I’m told.

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

Sorry, I’m confused. I’m from the Seattle area. Why is that people buy tickets after August? Are these for next season?

At 3-0, I would have settled for an inanimate carbon rod in place of Pulisic.

Some will say that the Pens are just tired from winning back to back Stanley Cups and that they had just played the night before, which is why they didn’t look like themselves last night. Others will say AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHfuckyou

Keep building our attack around Jozy. It’s only been 9 years that we’ve been waiting for it to work. Just gotta be patient.

Pretty sure they allow people from outside the city limits into the stadium as well.

Baseball: a sport where a serious man gets upset at his opponent for not helping one of his own guys play better.

Swansea is the Central Mass of Eastern Mass.

i, too, hate it when i accidentally do a public racism.

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

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I dunno boys, I’d be pretty danged upset if Lorenzo Lamas talked shit about the way I played.

I bet Eck still has a bunch of cocaine stuck in his mustache from way back then.

Strangely, he actually didn’t get the idea from Australian Rules Football, but from watching a tape of Christian Hackenberg throwing the ball in pre-season.

Kelly Gruber. Fuck it, he’s still awesome.