Was that his girlfriend? Because the way he jumped out of that cart and headed in without looking back for a second....I thought maybe she was the beer cart girl?

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

What? Nobody on the internet made him climb into a circle and try to kill a fucking pissed off bull. If you want to grieve for his family, maybe he should have had them in mind when he decided try to slowly kill dangerous animals for a living. He died doing something dangerous and barbaric in a silly costume- that is…

Near as I can tell, about 1000 people attempt it and 500 succeed every year. Over 100 people have died on Mount Everest since 2006, including 6 this year. That is a around 10% mortality rate among all people who try. Maybe K2 is harder, but I think you and I have a different definition of “novelty.”

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

Oh great, now Durant is going to jump ship and join Bud Light this offseason.

Love goes for block, misses, hits Durant in face: flagrant

“You know what I like.”

tinfoil hat:

Stop encouraging him.

God damn, he must have finished the whole thing.

One of these days I want a hit batter to just calmly take his base, let the situation cool down, and then blindside rush the pitcher from the first base.

I love how “everyone is entitled to their opinion” about their virulent, rac-/sex-/nationalism, but when other people have their own countering opinions, they are “pussies/fags/libtards.”

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats

Pardon me, but I believe it is the clear and unanimous viewpoint of Deadspin that Stevie Wonder can, in fact, see.

Great moments in lying to yourself:

Gotta give pats fans a break. Gisele is living their fantasy.

Taylor Swift as played by Bruce Springsteen! It was a knock-off in the style of a knock off!

He was promptly fired after the game. Security along the wall in Arizona are forbidden to help Latinos in any way.

As the reporter rightly was getting at with his questioning, the “I’m only accountable to the people in my district” defense rings a bit hollow when Blum’s largest donors are from outside of his district. If he can be bought by parties outside his district, then he can answer questions asked by Iowans outside his…