The bike's "Never Forget 12/7" sticker might explain it.

"Sorry, I thought you were black."

I'm going to ignore this stereotype and continue assuming that in Canada parents send their kids to preschool by putting them atop a curling rock and sliding them down the St. Lawrence or something.

You're absolutely right. If there's one thing that can unambiguously debunk a general statistical trend it's an isolated piece of anecdotal evidence.

Three teams for the women, but only two for the men? This is a clear violation of Title Nine, Jr., Dartmouth.

Max Maxwell? These parents are really getting lax with their creativity.

Wow, they actually found a way to put the words "Cleveland Browns" and "pathetic" in the same sentence and yet STILL BE WRONG. Damn.

Manziel may not have been in sync with Gordon, but he clearly made an effort by being high all day.

Typical Cam Newton. If it wasn't "I" 277 it would've been "ME" 277.

[raises glass]

That before he dated Ali, he dated a girl named Madison Bumgarner ("No relation, I'm sure of it").

Man, this guy just can't stay healthy.

I thought it was offensive when the officials by the goal line kept making that same gesture in St. Louis today. Enough is enough.

He was also a gigantic asshole who took enjoyment in belittling and ruining others. And you also wanted him on your side when shit got real.

Boss: "I got some bad news guys..."

I ran a correlation study of words related to "redskins" when spoken on the broadcasts. Not joking, here are the top three:

Ben Roethlisberger

Smith: It was dented by a six, I'm telling you!

Elite runners start before we start. My time chip was actually faster but I didn't want to make a big thing of it.