“I don’t want to get into all that.”

Patrick -Aside from the fans, there’s another group that bears the brunt of constant doping scandals - the sponsors. They lay out the cash that pays for the team in return for exposure. When teams dope, the sponsor looks bad despite having had zero to do with it: Phonak, Festina, etc.

Let’s start the hall of fame debate! I say no.

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

There needs to be an embedded MP3 of the Star Spangled Banner before the text of these protest posts because all these posts are disrespectful without it.

“What apple?” -Newton

I really don’t understand. For me, taking a knee is, symbolically, every bit as patriotic as standing around staring off into space like most players do, maybe more so. It’s not like he is giving the black power salute, scratching his ass, picking his nose, or giving the finger to the flag.

Ok but what about measuring the dicks of other people’s kids?

Las Vegas Nordiques. Get ahead of it from day one.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

How dare you suggest human error isn’t good for the game. That’s the way it always was done! If the founders of MLB wanted electronic pitch trackers, they would have used them back in 1876.

This advice is invalid because it doesn’t mention having an ice cold beer waiting for you when you return. My most recent hike of any subtance was a 12-mile roundtrip to to summit a mountain that is just under 10,000 feet. The beer that was waiting for me back at my car was the best thing I’ve ever put in my face.

It really is La Fin Du Monde.

Blame the parents for bringing the child to a playoff game. Sure baseball games a great and fun for kids but this is an infant. S/he has no desire whatsoever to be at the baseball game, in fact it’s sort of irresponsible for a kid to be outside in the sun around thousands of strangers and their microbes for several…

No, you’re definitely not nitpicking. You’re just making observations that are wrong. Very wrong. It’s a perfect throw.

Omahahaha!

Nothing stopping him from running for president now

Can Goodell give us a ruling on the Kim Davis thing at least?

Glad he’s finally caught a break.