Guys. Guys. Both of your drawings look like turds.

This is exactly my dog any time I let him outside without being leashed. Even at the end when finally getting caught, my dog rolls over onto his back just like that. It’s like “HERE’S MY BELLY DON’T KILLLLL MEEEEEEEEEE”.

I guess defense isn’t his strong suit.

For a father to criticize the greatest batsman his countrymen have ever know is just not, oh what’s the word?

Rob Gronkowski: Oh no, a wasted Trojan!

NFL: you abused the sacred ball and we will flatten you with our justice hammer

You’re forgetting they gave us Doug Exeter.

There’s only room for one Nick Ky___os who talks before he thinks in this country.

You forgot Aug. 24, 1814.

There really are no words for this, but there is one acronym: CONCACAF!

Clearly, the approximate 8,000 daily calories consumed by a Tour de France rider are spread out

His face is bad. Bad face for boning. He looks like Susan Boyle.

WHERE THE HELL IS PIRLO?

Magnificent Ballroom! Valuable Parcel!

Froome races as a Briton but he’s a white African.

Ugh. Domestique violence is the worst!

He fought nail for that award.

when he flipped his hair and yelled “whooooo!” every sorority girl in a 50-mile radius felt her loins tingle.

That’s so dumb, the pleats are there for added stretch.

that was a pretty sweet bicycle kick.