They should really be used to losing three hours wherever they play.

In addition to his homer, Hosmer hit a dousble and a trisple.

Ohhhh the ref. So good. You better WATCH IT BUSTER.

Huh, he's a black socks fan.

Hey jerk face, don't you DARE criticize Red Penis. He's a Hall of Famer and has spent more than 50 years in the Cardinals organization.

Meteor.

+1 for the Pilot G2...best pen ever

That Vatican wine figure is so weird to me, especially when you consider that their expense reports only account for water.

Someone point me toward the online petition to end the words "SONS" and "BAE."

Did Abdullah learn any lessons? "Stop before you drop."

Reid: "Husain, great work out there!"

So, that means either my wife or my girlfriend is cheating on me. Bitches, man.

Single and loving it.

I've always preferred these two:

Good list, Greg. Some people are bound to disagree with the order, but that's okay. It's not like these are set in stone.

I didn't know he and Michael Oher lived together!

I, for one, welcome our new sashimi overlords.

this is the worst rice news ive heard all week

Do you think "in a cage" is a kind of bird?