Wait, where's 'getting hit by a car'?

Wait, the headline changed. This is your first amendment right?

This post is the tits.

but we could probably complete a game of jeopardy

what's with the Raiders Lesotho county up in Northern California?

Fisherman: Holy hell! That thing is huge!

Man, the Seahawks are going to be [sic] this year!

It seems fair. After all, he did stomp Andre Gurode, possess six firearms while on probation, shoot himself in the leg, receive illegal benefits at Ohio State, knock out his fiancee in an elevator, smoke pot.

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

now that's just crazy talk

This is a poll result of disinterested parties. Please direct your ire at your own wrongness.

Protip: If you see "Ranking of the Fruits" in the headline and a big picture of someone looking at fruit, and you're only interested in reading about sports, DON'T OPEN THE LINK.

Raspberries suck. Pineapple rules, dickhead!

Sorry, but how can a Nectarine be 20th, so far away from it's unshaven twin-sister the Peach at #3?

Great review, but I'm confused as to why you'd use a stock image of the Ferguson Police Department for it.

Bayern Munich responded by immediately signing Hulk.

He was probably just embarrassed that he forgot to dress like a Nascar driver.

Actually, it's bad.

I'm cross stitching this onto a pillow.