bros, do you lax

Bonds' 762 should have an asterisk beside it, and that asterisk should reference a note at the very bottom of the list, and that note should read "762 is greater than 755".

Here's the thing, though: Even if Boeheim's assessment is correct, he shouldn't be saying that shit out loud on TV. He owes more to Tyler Ennis than Ennis does to him, and if he were a good dude he would try to help the kid out by being as complimentary as possible when asked questions like this. Doing a solid for a…

That's a clown comment bro

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Who's going to be the first player to run up and act like they're going to dunk it, only to pull up a fade away?

Thanks, everybody. That makes a lot more sense. As you can tell, I'm not really a baseball guy. But when I am, I'm a Mets fan. So, I'm not really a baseball guy.

whoosh

Also, he didn't say "consecutive" 50,000 man hours. Maybe in all the millions of man hours put in so far on this project they were able to cobble together only 50,000 in which someone wasn't being injured or killed.

And that does it for the year on Marlin's highlights folks.

"That was my idea" - Zangief

As a Canadian, I'm very concerned about our team's inability to score more goals against these minnow teams.

Unfortunately for you, your women of the same cohort would be capable, productive 3rd liners for the US team.

I'm usually not a vengeful guy, but as a true American, today I really hate: 1) Canada; 2) its President; 2) its 10 states; 3) its 3 colonies; 4) its capital, Toronto; 5) the fact that they drive on the left side of the road, like idiots; and especially 7) Justin Bieber

Aaaaarrrgh!

If only there were some sort of tangentially related image from a television show that applied here!

God, how embarrassing. Waking up in a Timberwolves jersey.