Judging by Drew’s shirt, Chopped must have been filmed immediately after middle school picture day.

I would pay $1000 if I knew that Floyd is going to be knocked cold. But that’s not going to happen. Mayweather’s defense is just too good and Pacquiao’s style of pressure and moving forward is taylor-made for counterpunching.

Does Jim Nabors still sing the state song before the race? If so, that could be a bit awkward.

I'm not defending Coleman or any other ref other than to say that they are better than a random person pulled off the street. There will always be blown calls but there shouldn't ever be constant delays because the refs don't know where to spot the ball or if the clock should be running or not. If you think any random…

I think you should go back and look at those games again. The replacement refs were literally guys they took off the street. None had experience in even D1 college football. The ball was often spotted incorrectly, the clock was not run properly, and most had no idea of the replay rules. These created delays that made…

Yes, real refs did make mistakes, particularly in judgement calls. However the fake refs were often unable to do fundamental things like properly spot the ball or enforce a penalty.

Keep in mind that this is the same league that wilfully jeopardized the integrity of the on-field results when they locked out the officials over what amounts to the change in the ashtray of my car.

When I want a not-so-heavy beer with a citrus taste on a sunny day, I go with a good hefeweisen with an orange slice. No need to overthink it or dilute good beer with lemonade.

Actually, when you look at it in terms of percentage of the season it's a lesser penalty than a football player who sells his own autograph for a few bucks.

Mark Emmert likes the cut of the IOC's jib.

Joffrey had better go ahead and get on the road. It's a long drive to Temecula.

So I guess Four Loko just emerges straight from the ninth circle of hell?

We have reached Peak Ohio.

My town had a Showbiz Pizza which was basically the same thing but with a different mascot. That place was so money for a kid in the '80s. All of the great video games plus skee-ball (which I would always cheat and come away with a fuck ton of tickets.)

However, I do not suggest a Google Image Search while at work.

Luckily for Mr. Sapp, the Maricopa County sheriff isn't a batshit crazy publicity whore and totally will not use high profile arrests to increase his media visibility......

Actually, I take no credit for this. I found it in a google image search.

The answer to Lynch's question is quite simple. His refusal to engage the media is a thousand times more fun and entertaining than anything the average NFL player has to say to the press.

Goodell is basically Philip Green being put in charge of The Tangiers. A stooge who is in way over his head that is just there to act as a front man to take the heat off of the 32 assholes that are actually making the decisions.