It's just The Year of the Woman in the NFL, isn't it?

Four chili dogs and a chocolate milk, Drew? I wish I could eat like I was still 17.

Is PFTCommentor writing for Gawker now?

Russia is the rest of the world's Florida.

Is McKenna still chained up in the dungeon for fucking up that silly politician playing high school football story?

Alum? Lendale White has an actual degree from USC?

While I go along with the majority of your recommendations Will, I can't go along with this one. I know that sour is "in" this year but Holy Gose tastes like used douche water. It's as if Lays decided to make a salt and vinegar potato chip flavored beer.

Two Foxes Will Oversee Investigation of Incident at Henhouse.

Winning, losing, and your best player getting suspended are short term concerns. Long term concerns are the massive revenues that the NFL brings in and how much they are willing to share with the players. The heavy tactics reinforce over and over that the "Shield" is bigger than any collection of players. Remember,…

It was never about Goodell wanting to police the league or be the moral compass. His heavy hand was all about consolidating the power of his office and, by extension, the power of his bosses (the owners) over the players.

I totally agree that you cannot have promoters welding such power and still have a sport that's perceived to be on the level.

Once this offensive nickname has been eliminated, (make no mistake, it's days are numbered) is white America going to go back to not giving a shit about Native Americans and the horrific conditions that many live in?

The only way that Mayweather fights him is if the ring is set up in a nightclub and Floyd truly thinks that GGG is a woman.

I have no problem with Wainwright grooving a pitch to Jeter. It's an exhibition game. Just don't tell me how this game "counts" when even the players don't buy it.

It was called football before there were ever any professional football leagues. The term "esports" was manufactured when video games developed competitive leagues for money. Why not just call it professional gaming?

This.

Maybe they were just paying tribute to the best multiplayer map in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2?

History dictates that outside of the ring, Floyd only swings at those without said balls, so I think TI is safe.

But the real question is how many times was the word "dahkie" used

Is Sterling a victim? Fuck, no. But I think that Travis makes a half-assed point about selective outrage. As many has pointed out, Sterling has hurt actual people with his racism in the past when he denied them housing. This is when the old shitheel should have been drummed out of the league, but there was precious…