Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, a person hailing from the New England area is shot in the head while visiting Dallas.

You had me until that GIF. After that, I must reply in the resoundingly “Fuck No”.

I understand that ESPN had to compete with the National Football League in regards to Gruden’s salary, but who knew that the National Obnoxious Misogynistic Asshole League was driving up Stephen A Smith’s salary so much?

Do people really have a problem with DFS, or is it more of a backlash due to the obnoxious ubiquity of their ads across every conceivable form of media?

Totally unrealistic. Floyd has beaten up way more women than Ronda has. He’s got it on experience alone.

That, and the fact that Floyd is an unrepentant serial woman beater.

I guess South Park is funny as long as they’re goring someone else’s ox, huh?

“Meh”

Online poker and sports books are illegal, but these sites aren’t? I guess it’s technically not considered gambling when you have virtually no chance at winning.

It blows my mind how anyone can get behind a president that spys on our own citizens and murders thousands of innocent people with unmanned drones.

At least Rousey is entertaining when she destroys overmatched competition.

That is until we see Shep McAlister from the Gawker Commerce Team hawking these things next week, right?

What type of shithead signs up for an adultery service using their work email? It literally takes two minutes to make a random web based email account.

Clearly because he’s chicken.

Because at this point, Cyborg needs the fight a hell of a lot more than Rousey does. Strikeforce is now defunct. UFC, which has Rousey under contract only had women’s divisions at 115 and 135. Rousey would have absolutely nothing to gain from moving up to a non-existent weight class to fight a larger woman with a…

You responded to me first, pal. Feel free to show yourself out at any time.

It would be the biggest fight in women’s mma history. But this isn’t boxing. Rousey would clear whatever the UFC tells her she will clear. She’s under contract.

Floyd Mayweather could fight GGG if he wanted, but just like Rousey he would have nothing to gain from doing something so foolish.

Cyborg’s walk around weight is around 180. Why on earth would Rousey move up to a weight division that doesn’t even exist in the UFC to fight a larger woman who has already been caught using steroids? No fighter in the world would be elected to do that.

While legal within the rules, the odds of pulling off such a move against a skilled mixed martial artist is very remote. From that position, a fighter is more likely to fall back into a gillotine choke or attempt a standing d’arce choke.