Carano couldn’t carry Rousey’s jock in a suitcase. Cyborg is the only one that could possibly be on the same level, but she’s in an entirely different weight division and has a history of PED use. That fight isn’t, and shouldn’t happen unless Cyborg shows she can make 135.

I wouldn’t trade places with Bethe Correia tomorrow for all of the bikini wax in Brazil.

The only question is if it occurred in the box or not. Any type of assertion of that not being a foul is pure clown shoes.

Those of you too young to remember Howard Cosell, this is as close as any contemporary example.

When you find yourself to the right of NASCAR or Walmart on any issue, it’s time to reevaluate your life’s paradigm.

How awkward was it for Cody a few years later when friends came by and the old man was lounging on the sofa in polka-dot briefs?

I have nothing against a good IPA, but it does suck to go to your local bar or growler place in the summer and not find a single good hefeweisen when there are 14 different IPAs on tap.

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The ironic thing is that there would be no shortage of ESPN blowhards demanding disciplinary action if these words came out of the mouth of an athlete.

That can’t be Lebron’s dick. I didn’t see Brian Windhorst hanging from it.

It’s not the NRA. It’s the Supreme Court that has repeatedly not agreed with your interpretation of the second amendment.

Because its impossible to publicly shame someone who is literally devoid of shame.

Any corporate sponsor that attaches their name to this travesty deserves every bit of scorn and ridicule that can be heaped upon them.

Maybe his opponent should not have taunted him by asking “Where is my automobile?”

A Russian politician being blatantly corrupt and a hypocrite? No way!

Looks like some high-quality Ump Show.

Great shot, but Green was mugged there. Should have been a foul. That was the NBA’s way of telling Memphis to lay down and go home.

If I have to hire an attorney to deal with a debt collector that falsely claims that I owe them $250, then I might as well just pay the debt collector and be done with it.

One more very important thing: If you pay them, always do it by cashier’s check or money order. NEVER give those scumbags electronic access to your bank accounts. Meaning never give them account numbers over the phone.

Guess I better not hold my breath to see the Horford game winner on Deadspin.