Half Life 3 CONFIRMED.

A creepy little girl will stand at the foot of your bed and kill you at midnight unless you send this to six people and then all your wishes will come true. Provided that your wishes are to be murdered by a creepy little girl at midnight.

I saw a guy tagged with "Diagnosed with Parkinson's" and he was wearing a McFly vest. I wasn't sure if I should laugh or not so I just stared at my TV screen awkwardly for about half a minute.

Post all you like, there will always be PC elitists out there to say how much better their PC can make it look.

I echo the sentiment of you fucking off, too. And, before you get your PCpeen out, I'm a PC gamer. YOU are the problem, not console gamers.

Oh, fuck off.

I'll just leave this here

It's funny how often this scene has been parodied, I love it.

Entering without permission.

This is my first Kotaku 'Shop entry, but this is all I think of when I look at Gabe's sulky brilliance....

To be fair that rock you mentioned sounds pretty interesting...i mean half a mile is pretty deep!

I always make an easy to remember password for every site I go on: I take an ex girlfriend's name, then l33t it, then use a mildly offensive phrase about why we broke up, then translate the whole thing into another language.