From the law firm Chlamydia, Herpes & Crab(s).

Outing someone is fucking gross. I don’t care who you are. I don’t care who they are. Unless they’re hypocritically and actively working to deny rights and justice to LGBT+ folks, keep your goddamn mouth shut. You have no moral right to make that choice for someone else, so fuck the fuck off, Alexis.

No she’s just sealing the ends of her hair extensions by dipping the braids in hot water.

no.

Am I old? Who are these people?

BASURA! Like, I already didn’t like Jumpman anyway but this shit is terrible. I’m embarrassed as hell for Yeezy.

Natalie & Whitney. Sweet Jesus.

That photo makes me cry every time I see it. It makes me fully appreciate the historic nature of this presidency, and the fact that it opened up the IDEA of being president to a whole group of young people who wouldn’t have otherwise considered it possible.

All the times “Yas Queen” has been uttered, should have been saved for now.

ugly, ugly dresses

I spent a lot of time wishing my abusive ex husband had followed through with one of his countless suicide threats. That’s been a hard feeling to reconcile with my generally peaceful, happy nature, but I finally accepted that I’m not wrong for wishing he’d been removed from my life sooner, no matter how it was…

I think Trevor Noah is doing a great job. I love the fish-out-of-water slant and having a non-american’s prescriptive on the issues he discusses is refreshing. I was lucky enough to be in the studio audience last week and he was totally lovely, got some hard questions during his Q+A, and offered brilliant, well…

Hell as someone with only ONE older brother and no sisters at all, I can confirm that childhood was a WWE production.

Millennials are each a special flower.

Btw, I view it as divine retribution for all the times that my sister would rub her butt on my pillow, singing and farting.

I’m sorry I don’t gif, and I’m not graphic designer. This is just done with love and a limited amount of time.

Chris Stapleton is beyond amazing. Hearing him perform live makes you remember what talent really is.

School to prison pipeline. It’s a thing for black and brown kids. I don’t know if it’s also connected to privatized prisons or why it’s gotten to this point (yes, racism, obvs), but this is it in action.

I have a reaaaaaal hard time believing the robbers beared any resemblance to John Henson whatsoever, other than the fact that they may have also been black. The man is seven feet tall. Getting robbed sucks, but don’t try to sugarcoat this...

I have no idea. I just did, okay?