If it’s Tebow I might be convinced that god does exist.

Jerry Richardson of the Carolina Panthers?

They were given no days off,

“Answer: The average period of time between Knick victories?”

Damn, Floyd, you gotta have someone read the fine print.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

“College athletes shouldn’t be paid because they get a free education.”

Federica Pellegriniis trains using a new technique. She trains in a pool of carbonated bubbly water. Her coaches claim the water is naturally sparkling, but we know the truth.

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

The only thing left is that he just wants to be considered the best player on his team, which makes it odd when his short list of 4 contains one team with a player (Porzingis) that should be better than him shortly, one team with two players (Butler and KAT) who are widely considered better than him right now, and one…

Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?

I have heard 9 and 3 is better if you have an airbag, I bet someone got confused and did a 10 and 3 and wrecked

I was living in the Bay Area at the time. After being TV-less in 82 and listening to that exciting season on the radio (with the great Hank Greenwald), the change of fortune and the introduction of the crab was quite a comedown.

It ain’t blocking people

You know there’s porn on the internet, right?

Third take:

That is the most Cowboy fan sentiment ever yee hawed.