In capitalist America, money makes you!

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It’s not completely out of the question that someone committed Aaron’s suicide for him.

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I can see the crotch spearing, and get behind the oiler being tossed, but Sharks?!

Not gonna explain a joke on a fresh post, so I’ll drop it here. Both Sharapova and and Williams are notorious for shrieking, which can sound like a “sex noise.” The “pay to watch” part is a reference to the double-standard common in pornography, and a more subtle dig at the size of The Sarasota Open. Pretty convoluted…

Didn’t see you there. My bad, buddy.

And yet when Maria Sharapova and Venus Williams do it, not only are they allowed to continue, but people pay to watch.

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Heh.

But seriously, a “You’re tripping” note can be helpful. I’ve had to remind a few people, which often cured all that ailed.

Condom Prolongs Rubber Match

NFL Considering Disciplinary Action for Players Who Participated In Vegas Arm Wrestling Contest

As he’s tasked with setting up field goals, Seth Curry has to be feeling pretty good about his VORP right now.

[...] A misstep would likelyterally have not gone over too well with his parents.

Fine, whatever. I submit that generations are defined by cultural experience, and because cultural touchstones like precisely what define millinials — internet, 9/11 happening during formative years — are now occurring more frequently, “generations” should be more narrowly defined. Kids who are growing-up…

Whoawhoawhoa, 8th grade? So you were born ~’86 and consider yourself a millennial? Did Gen-Y just not happen has it really been subsumed by the millinnial generation?

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You’re absolutely right.