This is akin to a cop deciding to quit the force and sling. Twelve’s entire career has centered around catching minorities.

Looking at it, Las Vegas does sort of seem like the opposite of a awful city. These people have to be terrified of finding themselves in a bright alley at high-noon.

Sure, and this fellow contryman was just shooting the breeze.

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You’ve gotta think that even Childs, from his hospital bed, would tend to agree that he’s untalented at safety.

Better to have a gun and not need it than to get shot four times.

Scooper’s Scoopers’ Scoopers Big Board:

... here’s your chance; there’s the door.”

“Per se,” per se.

first-base on-deck circle: “Have we Met?”

Also, from least to most underrated; not to be confused with list of favorites from worst to best which got shafted:

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Ha!

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Meanwhile, there’s 22 men on the field making millions for taking blows to the head while this guy gets paid jack.

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How’s it feel being out of the grey? Learn-up, friend; Mr. Gristle is a regular, good commentor. Please don’t stoop to tired GIFs only to make a veteran feel bad at what’s arguably a fine joke (given the state of comments presently). I apologize about the first sentence here, but dude’s constantly trying to hoe a…

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