This is akin to a cop deciding to quit the force and sling. Twelve’s entire career has centered around catching minorities.

Looking at it, Las Vegas does sort of seem like the opposite of a awful city. These people have to be terrified of finding themselves in a bright alley at high-noon.

Sure, and this fellow contryman was just shooting the breeze.

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You’ve gotta think that even Childs, from his hospital bed, would tend to agree that he’s untalented at safety.

Better to have a gun and not need it than to get shot four times.

Scooper’s Scoopers’ Scoopers Big Board:

... here’s your chance; there’s the door.”

“Per se,” per se.

first-base on-deck circle: “Have we Met?”

Also, from least to most underrated; not to be confused with list of favorites from worst to best which got shafted:

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Ha!

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Meanwhile, there’s 22 men on the field making millions for taking blows to the head while this guy gets paid jack.

Hi! I wrote this a few days ago. It was in apology to the grumpy, cranky, entitled post I responded to you on DS. I somehow mis-Kinja’d it into CJDownUnder’s post and didn’t want to keep hijacking his thread to apologize about a random post months and verticals apart. But he says cool. So, if you haven’t, hoping you…

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D’oh! Nope. My apologies. I looked up Mr. Spock’s posts and Kinja somehow took me here. Sorry, can’t seem to Kinja anything correctly these last 24 hrs. I’m still gonna piggyback to him through this thread, if that’s alright with you? Thanks for the heads up.

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Hey, I’m replying to you last month, and here, so as to not clutter up anything recent. If you were being sarcastic as in “your joke is actually good and you should feel good,” then I apologize for the rudeness.