Heh

You know, if Goodell actually played that would explain everything.

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Nah, if Brady got owned by Trump in any way the Patriots would’ve gone 0-16 for the last ever.

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Holy shit I miss these. Great.

+27

Not that I fully agree, but indisputably appropriate the 2nd amendment belongs in the 27 Club.

No wonder Americans don’t understand soccer when a squad can twice come back from a two goal deficit and fail to win any points with a 3-2 scoreline.

Aww, now Kaep can’t taunt D-lines to sack a dick.

Well damn, if you only have to practice a half-marathon in one city and logically count on identical splits, you should break the record.

+ 1

From. From the outfield. And because I suspect few opposing catchers would consent to strapping a camera to their dick.

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How convenient. Now they don’t have a camera in the stands strictly for stealing signs and predicting pitches.

Jones picked up the items after they were thrown at him and signed them anyway:

At least we’ve got an excuse for no longer being funny. *Losing* $100,000,000 ain’t no barrel of laughs.  

He definitely grounded his club into the sand afterward, so really the Rangers should be down three.

“...they now face Carolina, Denver, and Seattle, three of the league’s best defenses, in quick succession. They’ll need their quarterback for that.”

With the ruts Milwaukee has been in for years, their president oughta have a helluva lot more than three points.