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Heh!

The Cowboys, for the first time in a while, have a future.

This is incredible. +1

C’mon fella,

+1

Tom... Ley

Well written, Mr. Roberts.

Heh.

Miami County: “42?! That’s so insignificant I may as well not exist.”

[...] get the idea of smuggling vodka in a sippy cup out of your head right now.

+1

Plus motherfucking one, Erg.

Non-professional golfer Sully Sullenberger could’ve saved those two water hazards and he lets it fly at, like, 40,000 feet.

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Christ, we give the NFL a hard time, but The Show is suspending him “pending the completion of his criminal proceedings?” What, do they want him to knock her out in front of a notary?

Maybe Salih Dursun should’ve thought before the flop, knowing the ref had pocket black with red, and with the corruption of FIFA, probably a boat.

[Nevermind; thought you were making a shoe-size joke]

Samer, no disrespect, but even though Hall said it on record that he attends AA, I find it questionable to reprint that bit of info.

+1