[Apologies to Madoffs]

They should only sell these to folks who bought the ticket.

Pictured: Crowdfuning

About Half of Us Hateful Idiots

[Nevermind. Will not rib "Deadspin Staff." Hard lesson learned.]

"You are getting veerrrry beaten; slowly count from zero to seven. This should only take 90 minutes."

At this rate, next we'll find out this phony owns stock in The Packers.

Hey, you really got an avatar! Hope that means you're in it for jokes. And yeah, you can put "Complete Unknown 'on your resume'," though that's very strange grammar. Resume.

Don't forget who discovered and promoted you. Talgrath and I will expect our 5% of recs (each), paid in kind, hourly. Now, get an avatar.

Only a sin-gle away from a sycle, and eighty game cucpencion.

This should be rated higher than some dope's retraction.

[nah]

H/t to Gawker

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Pictured: Several mugshots

West-coast media is strange. Over here, it's called a locker room.

In real football, at least there'd be a 2-0 scoreline.

They should really be used to losing three hours wherever they play.

Of course the "Heads Up" initiative takes root Down Under.

Well, it's obvious The Cardinal's opponent wasn't going to be ultra-competitive; as will be no program that stipulates its' entire roster be filled by self-promoting athletes all of the same name.