Pretty sure "TrampGate" was trademarked years ago by Shawn Kemp.

[People can see this now? Nevermind]

+1

It's really the fans' fault; every game gives you at least 54 outs.

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This still kills me:

Maybe if everyone could stop demonizing illegally taking HGH, we could stop ritualizing theft of baby fat.

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+.001 (Because, apparently, that's all I'm authorized to give)

what can you expect? It's natural for these cyclists to line up closely.

Incidentally, Theo Zwanziger happens to be an over-sized novelty check magnate.

Make it to Arizona first, John, then we can talk about naming a street after you.

[Drops touchdown pass]

I must be the only one who missed the punchline.

+1

Perhaps Hardin Valley (Tenn.) should check the corners of their screen.

It's probably just taking a break... From a tree... And it better not be small.

Missed this. Great repurposing.

Pictured: "4. 'Enhanced,'" Burneko's dick.

Wish I could avoid death by being the best at being washed up.