Other Ukrainian politicians shortly drafted a bill declaring the dumpster "so degraded by trash it is no longer suitable for trash," in Ukrainian, or whatever.

Considering the levity, I feel safe calling this retarded.

+1

Well, the Bills are terrible, and their certainly poorly drafted, but then again, why would Astorino even want the governorship?

If there really was a P.O.S. license, he shouldn't have been arrested.

Personally, I find this surprisingly tone-deaf and disgusting. But frankly, I'm more shocked to be on the same side of the issue as Allen Iverson.

Backheel or not, if he's so front-runnery, why wasn't it offsides?

Nah

Papelbon should be careful with 40,000 batterymates surrounding him.

1 ...2 ... 3 ni yalp elpirT

Ha

This is great.

Late +1

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Bartolo Colon: Kicks dirt. Kicks rocks. Kicks ball. Achieves dream.

How unfortunate for jazz that no one any longer cares for improve jokes.

Well, I guess it's better than a Giant's beanball, resulting in stalking, and ultimately coma.

So dumb. +1

.089?! Talk about not being able to hold your liquor.

He may not spend any more time behind bars, but that doesn't mean he won't spend a fair amount above them, trying to ignore the reflection of some washout with a rolled up single hanging from his nose.