Kept waiting for the awesome part where he falls off the segway. Instead he just falls off a dumb scooter?

He can't be that bad. I mean, he is walking out of jail.

It just keeps getting worse for Goodell. Now he has one less excuse on how he could possibly not remember seeing that tape.

I'd clean McCoy out. They obviously have the last four digits of his Visa, and as any NFL fan knows, the first 12 is 0040 0040 0040.

This wasn't close to funny considering the subject matter.

Too bad there wasn't a third man in on this, eh, eh?

When asked for further information, ESPN commenters replied, "goodell def NOT ELITE :(

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[Sorry Marmol]

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Joel Stave: "Look guys, I don't know what's up. It's, just, I really suck, okay? Please stop badgering me!"

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Congrats to the Raiders for closing in and stealing money. Take a bow.

Thanks Sonar. The most disgusting part is folks are defending him or just shrugging.

Edit. Nevermind; what he said.

You'd think he'd take it out on his batterymate, all crouching there, just knowing, every pitch, that he's already got him in The Circle Game.

When the Rays do it it's a "Terrific Highlight," but when ESPN does it it's an AP "PHOTO KILL." Understood.

Heh!

Hey man, just saw the roundups. Just wanted to throw out that duds are supposed to now be encouragement to commenters who have the potential but maybe dropped the... ball?

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