[Please disregard, Kinja test]

Sure the guy had it coming, but why did they black out the mistress instead of the crazy ex-girlfriend looking over his shoulder?

You'd think private investigators would recognize the importance professional courtesy.

First ever participant in a sausage fest to pull mad bitches.

+1

Wow, I can't even form a fucking haiku. Nah, wasn't part of the joke. I now feel shitty if anyone thinks I was poking fun at the general aptitude of NFL prospects' testing scores. Sincerely, non-meta-ly, I'm the dope.

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Jamal Crawford has an incredibly selective memory. Nowhere did I hear him mention Barry Henthorn.

I was trying to wedge a haiku into a fictional Clowney wonderlic test. Accidentally hit submit the had to edit on the fly. Go ahead and delete this if you don't mind.

I run really fast.
I hit hard; make you dummy.
Shoot your harts out.
-Jadeveon Clowney, wonderlic poetry submission.

"Team employees took him to a veterinarian for a checkup and bath."

Brooklyn was pretty clever with this whole thing. Signing Jason Collins really shouldn't be a big deal in this day and age. Isn't it time we stop making him the center of discussion? It's really is fortunate the minimum NBA contract is a mere ten days.

Mario should've figured out his first time playing that he can be one-upped out of nowhere.

"There's a pro-drunk platform?"

Good thing Stephen Ross has more yards than he knows what to do with.

[Rolls over on her grave]
-Every Olympic halfpipe competitor

This surfboard is a metaphorical genius. It really is about time one called out all the giant dicks that get radical on it.

Shit, millions on Englishmen have died since they won the World Cup.

Boo-hoo, if only I was Abel.