The inspirational note America's women's team left the men: It's not you it's me :(

Serena: "What the fuck is this shit?"

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Are we absolutely sure this isn't some shady contractor's unfinished work the Russians are now passing off to the Paralympics?

"you may be right in your assertion that in polite society it may come off as sexist."

Okay, fine. I've already admitted that your opinion is the polite and worldly one, and therefor socially correct. But I d0n't care to inject politics into any joke I write. I'm not interested in sharing with other e-friends my the nuance of my worldview. I don't care if strangers understand that I recognize the…

Yes, I do respect your opinion. That's why I'm taking time to write an exhaustive explanation. As for trying to "silence" you, if you want to make a separate comment pointing out that my post is sexist and you told me so and I deleted it and therefor am an asshole sexist pig, that's your prerogative.

Working on a response but sort of busy. Just don't want you to think I'm ignoring you. Dismiss this if you don't mind.

Only if the rule is capital punishment for anyone, anywhere caught wagering on a match ever.

I'm burying this here because I don't like cluttering fresh posts with non-jokes. Anyway, I always feel like an asshole whenever I dismiss a reply. But I'm about to dismiss yours and I'm writing this as an explanation.

These games would be way more aggressive if they played them a couple days before each period.

Do YOU find it more and more difficult to get out of bed each morning? Are YOU stuck in a loveless marriage to a frigid bitch or a unfaithful "husband"? Do you wish today was yesterday? Or tomorrow? Or anytime as long is it's not right now, this very moment? Does your skin feel a little suffocating and maybe it could…

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Nope, management clearly prefer you mail it in.

Do Bucks' fans really need a promotion letting them know it's time to panic?

Here's hoping his next article is written even more posthumously.

No need to be so explicit with the headline, Tom. We already know your job-title.

Grant Balfour has to be the worst possible name a reliever can have in a payoff-pitch situation.

Why would they need one? They're already on fire.