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Passage selected from the book, Reverse Psychology for People Cold and Hungry, by Nando Parrado.

"Backes, from the 366 degree mark! And it's... Good?!"

"What are they carrying-on about? We're the ones being systemically murdered. And we don't have the luxury of eight more lives."

[Bizarre and completely unrelated]

Now both of their former MVPs have a mascot.

Ovechkin, who scored just one goal in five games

But go to North MLK Boulevard and East 4th Street. Wait at the bus stop. A man carrying a newspaper as a prop will approach you. When he asks if the Mets are gonna do anything this year, tell him fuggitaboutit. After he tugs twice on his lapel and exaggeratedly stretches his neck, hand him an envelope with the agent's…

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h/t: Don't make it look like a fucking hood.

PA announcer: "Okay fans, are you ready to win the prize of your life?!"

February 18th, 2014: Forever remembered by Indiana scalpers as Black Tuesday.

Of course he was cited for inappropriate speech. If he had simply said, "Comunista! Comunista! Comunista! Viva la revolucion!" the teacher would have definitely let him go to the bathroom.

The realistic part is where a Trail Blazer appears out of nowhere, does a thing for a second, then inevitably vanishes.

Valdes: "I'll break your fucking head!"

Makes sense Tony would launch his second career with a press release.

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