Good thing he's not in America, where he'd have to repeat his crime immediately before testifying.

Why The Super Bowl Transit Nightmare Happened

Maybe if he was a better listener this wouldn't have ended so acrimoniously.

What, three words?

"I can't even look at this"

I just ran out of material. You could tell they were entertained for a minute but I'm not really into bothering folks. I told them I grew up nearby (which is true) and exchanged pleasantries. But please, feel free to believe it was much funnier.

*Not a Joke*

yea maybe we can hangout n da yard and u can get good at football

+1

It's not like Boston does any better. أنا في وقت متأخر should really set off some alarm bells.

It figures only five members of the press recommended this.

(on what he plans to do next) "I'M GOING TO a monastery."

Ha!

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Considering half these folks' tweets are dated February 3rd, our future looks disturbingly bleak.

Good luck moving the Pope to another parish.

[Don't feel like dismissing serious explanations for three weeks]

The franchise's mishandling of this issue is laughable. They should realize by now they just can't control-S___.

Good Christ!

Ha!