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Funny, but I don't get how the Alex Rodriguez parody shirt ties in.

Some may argue the Giants became careless when an EBAY listing for the Ark of the Covenant, in mint condition, signed by Yahweh was discovered.

"The trick in a Rucker Park duel, you see, is to stay out of the way and be small."
- Nate Robinson, July 2012.

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'ere face, chest and crotch.

"What an amazing product. This allows you to experience the realities of competition at the highest level from a first person perspective. Sure wish I could afford one."

"WHOOO, FIRST DOWN!"

"However valid their grievances, I've come to fully understand that whatever Northwestern proposes, it must antithetical to our current business model."

This is pretty smart to think of in advance. I mean, who wants to pay last minute prices for airfare?

Rick Reilly: [Attempts to lay waste]

Don't see how they were caught off-guard. The kid has Creighton 3 written all over him.

It's nice they listed the number of days for a possible terror attack and used the proper color, but labeling it "ICE HOCKEY" is just confusing.

Interestingly, when the Marlins decided to end their association with the broader state market it was hailed as "an inspired achievement in the field of marketing, for a Floridian."

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How sad it is when the good people in the City of Brotherly Love get lonely.

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Need more information to make an informed opinion, such as which of these babies is better at sports.

Goalie: [Drops gloves]