Brave's New World

Ha!

+1

"Sadly, some people miss the Forest for the trees."

After being entered by that fat slob Rob Ryan, I doubt Ms. Maes minded everyone else getting a free round.

This must have been terrifying for Julia McKinnon, who was apparently tripping at the time.

Heh.

As suggested, he's been kickin' it with TerRio, someone his own size.

dope: [eagerly awaits regᴙessing post qualifying the strengths and weaknesses of new NFL assists statistic]

Aww, Jake Locker gets a boo-boo and has to go to his room.

Real recognize really unlikely.

This may have been more effective against the other Pennsylvania team. Plaxico would walk right into that thing and shoot himself in the leg.

"What did you expect? 'f Ire' is central to my identity"
- Jeff Ireland

I feel like fresh posts should be reserved for jokes. I don't like the "discussion" movement Kinja brought and I miss the days when the first two rules for commenting were: 1) Be funny, 2) Don't be unfunny.
So if I need to talk seriously I try to bury it in an old DUAN where it won't be distracting or tacitly approve…

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Hey man, don't really like explaining jokes, but I've enjoyed your work pretty consistently and you make and recognize good humor, so maybe the fault lies on me. It's not very funny, but the implication was that she was a "five" on the universal scale. Thus a pair of "high-fives" bumped her up to a 15. And since the…

Those pair of fives raise her to a 15. And maybe even to a 19 for drunksad LSU fans.

[meh]

Totally agree.

Holy-fucking-shit. I'll admit this joke was a reach. But for that I've been rewarded by having a bunch of people explain to me what a c— in her c— is. However, you actually typed out the letters and still posted. So, here: f—k = f(through)k = fghijk, like the alphab... er... ABC's. Get it? Dumb, I know, but, fuck.