Thats terribly unattractive. I'd guess he and Jane don't get many offers to swing anymore.

this is the wrong football, we need a new football

I get the fghijk her without a condom part, but what is a c— in her c— ?

Gotcha. So, next time I find something funny, I need to check the number of +1's its received and then decide if it's worthy of my additional praise? Is there a sliding scale for this? Is it based on what you find funny? Please, I need answers cause I'm dying to +1 the next one you knock out the park.

+1 So inside basketball-y

Alright, I'm just gonna set this here. If you don't mind, after you get the links, please delete this comment. I'm not sure how if it's appropriate or not to post this on the mothership.

Thanks. Yeah, I didn't put up an argument. I would prefer to not play for money, but I've found that unless theres a little something on it, you can't trust that you're really gutting your opponent's best game. The responses to this seem split, as I imagined they would be.

Wait, which person do you think I am?

Bar pool DUAN:
So, I frequent a couple of bars within walking distance and on occasion will shoot a game of 8-ball. Now, I know rules vary from bar to bar and person to person, so it's common practice to establish them before the break (eg: does sinking a ball off the break handcuff you to that set, or is it the first…

Three after three...

+1

Finally, a legitimate advantage to playing a year in the NCAA: experience lying when confronted with a battery of questions.

Image by Jim Cooke.

This must make his chaps and spurs unbearable.

Hey cat, this isn't Invincible, you'll never play with the Lions.

That's sneaky, CNN. You give the time but not the date. This could easily be a stock photo from a couple hours before a Dolphins home game.

Okay, I get that this wasn't funny enough — or clearly enough — a joke and that I should apologize. I'm sorry.

+1

A lot of sports has lost its way, and I'm gonna tell you, part of the reason is because we've got men giving us directions. For some of you, this is going to come across as very misandristic. I don't care, because I'm a pussy.

First the eye injury and then Incognito's behavior — Cleeland must have seen him as a half-cracker.