Hahahahaha, you’re trying, though!

I’m not very good at this. All I could find was a wang-shaped building.

LOL I know right. I wish they come up with a system where candies from Pokemon that don’t evolve can find use somewhere else.

Natu and Murkrow have been pretty common for me, too. For some reason I got more Furrets than Sentrets.

Reminds me of when when I was in college, I’d set up poker games at the local orphanage. Really raked it in.

I’m going to try this with Hearthstone.

Just where is “here” this is not coming from Gizmodo, but from Special Projects Desk

You changed my mind. Trump is not fucked up, is he?

This wasn’t a person, just the NPC AI.

As a Falcons fan, this will now bug me to my grave. Julio’s catch should have gone down as an incredible, game-sealing grab. We run it 3 times from there, kick the field goal, and all get to laugh about how close the Pats got

I know. You would almost think this was MadTV. Thats how good it was.

They need to play it straight, and have former CIA / NSA / FBI analysts come in to the oval office, and give Baldwin’s Trump a Presidential Briefing (nothing top secret) and then everyone turns to the camera and says “Mr. President, this seems to be the only way to get you to pay attention to what really matters. Live…

What I can’t get over is that “it should have gun for potential grizzly bear” is not hyperbolic comedy of the ridiculous but a PARAPHRASE OF AN ACTUAL FUCKING QUOTE...

This was pitch perfect. I’m pretty sure the real Spicer would love a podium he could pick up and beat people with.

You are slowly becoming one of my favorite writers on this site. Your last 2 articles I randomly came across and found them to be some of the most relatable articles with regards to kids and science/cultural explanations. Keep them coming sir!

This reminds me of one of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite issues of Transmetropolitan called “Next Winters”:

This warms my heart SO much! When I could barely read, more than 40 years ago (!?!?), the cover of “Superboy starring the Legion of Super Heroes” #201 caugt my eye from the grocery store magazine stand. I was already obsessed with the future as a big Star Trek fan (in its first run in syndication after cancellation in…

This just occurred to me: I’m going to buy whiteboard paint, paint it onto foam board, and use dry-erase markers for signs. Then I can reuse the signs.

A friend of mine posted this sign from last weekend’s rally in Boston and I LOVE IT.

To be fair, Nintendo has kind of always been dicks and offer the least value