They are litterally Social media in a nutshell.

Tbh, if someone told me tacos are gross, I’d probably respond the exact same way.

Tacos rule.

No, but that’s a cute thought. I think that making fun of gamers is just so very 1995.

Yeah.

I don’t think it works. sure its publicity but the whole skit comes off as condescending to me.

You really think it works?

They did throw in some neat little references/nods to other games, though! Some of the older games’ signature weapons in Abstergo’s little collection; one of the modern assassins being related to a character from Liberation; the appearance (only one I can recall) of Abstergo’s oft-named CEO in modern day lore files...

I agree. Why couldn’t it be fucking Brady who broke his ankle instead.

you know what other carpenter sparked a bunch of commotion in late december?

Yes. In fact, lets start a change.org petition for Superbowl Saturday while we are at it.

How? If they passed the info would the mom even believe or understand it? What happens after that? In worst case mom yells you get grounded and that’s it.

Yeah, it will zoom the map out to show where it is and where you are and highlight it purple/pink so you can find it as you travel.

My Pikachu still says Pikachu candy. Is there an actual update that hasn’t rolled out to all areas? (My splash screen changed to show hat-wearing Pikachu, but I don’t have any updates available)

Can you post a pic, please?

My raichu still says pikachu candy

When I was about his age I’d go to Toys R’Us after school to play Goldeneye on their display N64.

MRW

High tie is clearly management.

I vote high tie. The high tie just looks a little more polished. The low tie is when he gets off of work and is headed to happy hour.

That horse’s ankles have better hair than I do.