It’s a dirty story of a dirty man,

*gets pitchfork out of shed*

Saw this somewhere on the interwebs:

“So we beat on, tents against the current, borne ceaselessly into the past.”

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”

I thought it was a great analogy for climate change because it shows that at this late stage, we’ll only defeat climate change in our fantasy worlds and basically every ruler is a fucking moron.

Scorsese and DeNiro already made a gritty joker movie, its called the King of Comedy

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

Like, it’s pretty well known that the Pinkerton’s were corrupt assholes who were basically hired thugs for wealthy businessmen to intimidate workers and prevent from unionizing.

This is what a moderate Republican looks like. Unfortunately, Nelson Rockefeller died 40 years ago.

ToysRUs:  “I’m not dead yet!  I’m getting better!”

Hot take:

How dare you doubt the august nature of this national day of recognition. National Doughnut Day is based on the Doughnut event created by The Salvation Army in Chicago in 1938 to honor those of their members who served doughnuts to soldiers during World War I. You might be thinking of International Jelly-Filled…

Hatfright

Vampire Bears are no laughing matter.