ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER may be done with the Lions, but he’ll never be done with WYTS.

Fatality: KNIFE TO THE EYE!

That or nationally televised Browns games.

I suspect that comment was in reference to the idea that a bunch of traitorous, slavery-defending fuckrags could be considered “patriots.”

At this point Lucky Whitehead is now firmly in the same category as 6'7" guys who go by “Tiny.”

This is the NFL’s cue to introduce personal Personal Seat License licenses, right?

Yes, Gotta Have It! spokesperson, the woman trying to stop you from selling her dirty underwear is the one besmirching the reputation of your business.

Remember in the age of memory cards when it was easy to copy your save files someplace else so regardless of what dicking around you did you’d always have a backup you could go back to, even on a game that otherwise enforces “one save at a time” because of reasons?

Not so bad: A rule that would let clubs pay off whatever’s left on a player’s dead-weight contract and take it off the books for luxury tax purposes, freeing them up to pay more to other players without taking anything away from the first guy.

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe? Embiid has already flashed a high enough level of talent in his first 30-odd games that I doubt the Sixers will be able to swing a Curry-level discount on any contract extension unless he shows that he really can’t shake his injury problems....in which case he won’t even sniff Curry’s career.

It’s also possible that the GMs are split between “Build our own superteams and hope to knock off one of the big two with some lucky breaks,” and “fuck it, there’s no hope before 2020, let’s just rebuild and wait for age and the salary cap to clear a path for us,” and it’s just a matter of chance that most of the…

Remember, 10,791 losses isn’t just an MLB record, it’s a world record in all team sports. No other professional organization loses games as prolifically as the Phultile Phils!

Well, Reggie Bush has a Super Bowl ring and Mario Williams doesn’t, so it didn’t exactly crash and burn for the Saints.

I agree with the POV I’ve seen on twitter from some female fans that this would go over a lot better were WWE not very early in the process of turning away from its history of sexism against female wrestlers not as a heel move but just as the way the business operates. Going straight from actual sexism to “The sexism…

Damn, it’s really been a crazy year for Kurt Eichenwald.

Holy shit, people, buy all of Walter Simonson’s run on Thor and buy it RIGHT NOW. Maybe the best superhero comics ever published, and certainly the best interplay of mythology and superhero storytelling.

Holy shit, people, buy all of Walter Simonson’s run on Thor and buy it RIGHT NOW. Maybe the best superhero comics…

That might be part of it, but there’s “not that good” and there’s “projectile straight into a pre-existing reflector.”

I still can’t figure out why they thought it was a good idea to revisit a series that had so clearly stated “THIS IS THE END OF THE STORY” (and seems to have worn out its welcome in the process), but better late than never, I suppose.

Faced with the choice between Gau and Gilgamesh for a single spot, I’d cheat and put pre- and post-Morphing Time Gilgy on the shift keys.

The Vader series is some of the best work Kieron Gillen has done in his career, and that guy has had a very good career.

The Vader series is some of the best work Kieron Gillen has done in his career, and that guy has had a very good…