I loved him already for Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and I loved him more for “I’ve ruled the fart inadmissible as evidence,” but his delivery of “even getting them to do simple things, like pulling out each other’s teeth, is like.........I can’t think of the right analogy.” was just SO GOOD.

The Emmys need to invent an award for Best Evil Laugh and give it to Danson, because holy motherforking shirtballs that was an absolutely perfect moment.

I think they’re fast approaching the point where Okafor isn’t a player they’re aiming to “develop” as much as one that nobody else in the league will agree to take off their hands.

Supposedly he could be ready around the all-star break.

So should teams use a different setup for practicing Hail Mary defense when the Packers are coming up — like having the QB throw from really close to the goal line so he can make the pass near-vertical?

The theory I’ve seen elsewhere is that Capcom is repackaging its old, terrible mobile ports of the NES games that were made for Japanese feature phones between 2003 and 2008, rather than going back to the NES code.

I don’t like the “still-beating” part, can we do something about that?

Anybody who looks at Chip Kelly’s body of work and thinks “yeah, this guy is right, the problem in San Fran was that he didn’t have enough personnel control” should immediately go into the concussion protocol.

Fuck you, 2016. She was stable and you got George Michael instead. WE HAD A DEAL.

I was at that game!!! So many memories.

And was it a sign of the apocalypse?

You might as well stop listing The Last Guardian here — it’s just blatantly never going to happen. If Sony ever releases the thing it’ll be a sign of the impending apocalypse.

One of the all-time fun names to say, too.

The first criticism the article lists is that he was unhappy about drafting JaMarcus Russell, and wow, stop right there. This guy was clearly insane.

If I, as a metro DC resident, can look at your rent and say “that’s bullshit,” it’s fucking bullshit.

Great Pyrenees will fuck you up.

Also, when I saw this you had exactly 108 stars, so +1 obscure JRPG meta-reference

Shit, now I’m convinced.

It’s not even really a post hoc fallacy because he’s getting the order of events wrong — you take the lead, THEN you start running out the clock.